swannsavior:

Whoever runs the Taco Bell twitter is pretty cool.

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thisurltotallysucks:

dion-thesocialist:

It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.

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journal-of-a-man-of-letters:

Sam Winchester’s Journal - Entry #58

“I don’t have a drinking problem ‘Cept when I can’t get a drink.”
― Tom Waits

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komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

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533,943 plays
Artist: Mo Mo O'Brien
Album: 0:44 seconds
Track Name: Brozen

nonymoose:

mobrienmedia:

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claricechiarasorcha:

When The Avengers came out I wanted Clint and Natasha to be secret!married so bad, but now after The Winter Soldier I want it even more because Steve finds out and then his first thought is oh my god I kissed a married woman and he doesn’t know whether or not to confess because it was work-related but his conscience is eating away at him and finally he gives in but then he just can’t because Clint’s laughing so damn hard he can’t even hear himself speaking.

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fyoras-holy-butthole:

bloyru:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

actually no, i think it’s for the best, pluto was a fucking nerd planet and i don’t want it in my solar system

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kick-the-cj:

deansass:

deansass:

If a guy tells you to go make him a sandwich go to kitchen bring knife kill him and use his meat for a sandwich then whisper “you asked me to make you a sandwich”

Are you trying to tell me there’s only 14 psychopaths on this website because I swear everyone I saw here seems like one

He had it coming.
He had it coming.
He only had himself to blame.

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youngharlemnigga:

shopwitme:

ok this shit got way outta hand

Damn yung
13k notes in like 12 hours

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just-chemistry-things:

forensicfreak55:

twelfth-doctor-in-the-tardis:

jacobshutup:

umm excuse me avatar I see a little more than four elements 

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yes hello I am the last barium bender

Elements

I’m crying brb

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95 plays
Artist: The Offspring
Track Name: Slim Pickens Does the Right Thing and Rides the Bomb to Hell

kate-wisehart:

Slim Pickens, well, he does the right thing
And he rides the bomb to hell
Yeah, he rides the bomb to hell

Watch the pulse, it quickens
After every little sting
If you’re gonna go to hell
Drink it up you might as well

Dance, fucker, dance, let the motherfucker burn!

Sorry but I just love the title of this song.

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